Blowing Wind

Blowing Wind

Auction Time, Auction Time! Blowing wind, mud, rain or shine— It’s auction time!
As Is, Where Is

As Is, Where Is

Auction Time, Auction Time! Ladies and gentlemen it’s auction time. We sell these houses as is where is. That means if you go in there and find a milk cow in the kitchen— love her, hug her, and be good cause she’ll give you a lot of...
As Is, Where Is

As Is, Where Is

From the cinder blocks to the stove tops we’re selling this house, “as is where is.” That means if you find a grizzly bear in your lazy chair, he may be taking a summer time nap. But remember you gotta’ deal with him.
Keep Your Cool

Keep Your Cool

Boy it’s hotter than a rattlesnake in a coffee can.
As Is

As Is

We sell these houses as is! That means if you go in there and you find a laughing hyena licking on a paint patina, that means he’s got an application in to be the family pet.

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